50 Cent Begs to be the Next Fred Durst

50 Cent, or “Fitty” as I like to call him, is nothing if not thorough. Webindia123 is reporting today that the rap superstar videotapes all of his sexual endeavours to extricate himself from any future lawsuits. He apparently does the courtesy, of course, of making his partners aware they will be filmed by surveillance cameras.
Not only does Fitty like the legal peace of mind he gets from these tapes, he also enjoys watching himself “perform”. And, if he’s not careful, the rest of the world will also enjoy watching him perform when those tapes are leaked.

But, who am I kidding? By that point, everyone and their uncle will have sex tapes floating around on the Internet and no one will notice 50 more.

Does make you wonder; is Fitty a one-room kind of guy? Or does he have these surveillance cameras all over his home? Hmmm.