Gun Shy/Phone Bold
Aw! People are shy! They don’t like to buy sex books.
So, instead, they can now buy ‘em and read ‘em without anyone ever knowing. How will they perform this magical feat? Online shopping? Discreet delivery? No! Cellphones!
People in Japan can now read books on their cell phones. In theory, I like this idea. But in practice, those are some small-ass screens. All I’m saying is, Japan, be careful. Don’t strain your eyes. But I hope you learn some great sex tips! Also, be wary of reading erotica on public transit: could end up being a little embarrassing. *nudge*
Speaking of reading erotica on your cell phone, seems like this young man, quoted in a cnews story, has the right idea: "'You can read whenever you have a spare moment, and you don't even need to use both hands,' says Taro Matsumura, a 24-year-old graduate student who sometimes reads essays and serial novels on his phone." We all know what he means by “essays” and “serial novels”, don’t we? *nudge, again*
So, instead, they can now buy ‘em and read ‘em without anyone ever knowing. How will they perform this magical feat? Online shopping? Discreet delivery? No! Cellphones!
People in Japan can now read books on their cell phones. In theory, I like this idea. But in practice, those are some small-ass screens. All I’m saying is, Japan, be careful. Don’t strain your eyes. But I hope you learn some great sex tips! Also, be wary of reading erotica on public transit: could end up being a little embarrassing. *nudge*
Speaking of reading erotica on your cell phone, seems like this young man, quoted in a cnews story, has the right idea: "'You can read whenever you have a spare moment, and you don't even need to use both hands,' says Taro Matsumura, a 24-year-old graduate student who sometimes reads essays and serial novels on his phone." We all know what he means by “essays” and “serial novels”, don’t we? *nudge, again*
posted by Hailey Dai @ 10:57 p.m.
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