Tennessee Condom-Tosser Goes Down

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Wine and cheese.
Nachos and salsa.
Proms and sex.
These things have been paired since the dawn of time (well...). So, when a Tennessee teen tossed out condoms at a pre-prom fashion show (I guess that's what they do down in the States), he was simply being responsible. Right?
Unfortunately for him, his Assistant Principal didn't seem to think the same way I do. Young Josh Eustice, who was modeling a tuxedo at the time of the tossing, got ten days' suspension from school (one day for every three condoms thrown). He's now worried his marks will plummet.

Of course, it makes sense. He should be punished severely! He not only suggested that young people are having sex, he also suggested they should do it safely. He's probably an anarchist! Or a communist! Or both.

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Sigh.