Smooth Criminals (Not a Post about MJ)
It's really not a post about Michael Jackson — a topic I've managed to avoid thus far — this is a post about actual criminals who were, in a way, quite smooth.
I'm amazed by the lenghts people go to for sex. Two handcuffed, waist-chained convicts, who were being transported to new prisons, managed to have what's being called consensual "innappropriate sexual contact" in the back of a police cruiser.
Apparently it's not unusual to transport male and female prisoners at the same time (that's news to me - maybe the States operates differently on that one), but the deputies that were in charge of the two should have probably been more vigilant. The officers have been suspended with pay for the time being, and the prisoners? Well, I'm going to guess they're probably pretty content with themselves.
(Insert witty remark about bondage, handcuffs and/or back-of-the-car sex here.)
Read the story from the jacksonsun.com (via fark.com).
I'm amazed by the lenghts people go to for sex. Two handcuffed, waist-chained convicts, who were being transported to new prisons, managed to have what's being called consensual "innappropriate sexual contact" in the back of a police cruiser.
Apparently it's not unusual to transport male and female prisoners at the same time (that's news to me - maybe the States operates differently on that one), but the deputies that were in charge of the two should have probably been more vigilant. The officers have been suspended with pay for the time being, and the prisoners? Well, I'm going to guess they're probably pretty content with themselves.
(Insert witty remark about bondage, handcuffs and/or back-of-the-car sex here.)
Read the story from the jacksonsun.com (via fark.com).
posted by Hailey Dai @ 7:07 p.m.
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