HD Studio Presents: “I’ve Got the Right Number, But It’s Wrong”

(A one-act play based on recent events in New Brunswick.)

Cast of Characters:
UNC — Unassuming New Brunswick Citizen Desirous of Boating Safety Information
PRP — Pre- Recorded Phone-Sex Line Voice

Act One (and only).

UNC: dialing
PRP: Hello.
UNC: Hi there! I have a boat and…
PRP: Thanks for calling 1-900-WETN’RDY.
UNC: My boat’s not in the water yet, but I’m concerned about…
PRP: Are you ready to experience extreme pleasure?
UNC: Well, it’s more a question of my boat’s hull and…
PRP: We’ve got lots of girls ready and waiting to talk to you.
UNC: Okay. Er, only girls? Not that I mind, that’s just a little…
PRP: If you’re ready to talk to our WETN’RDY girls please…
UNC: Wait a sec…
PRP: …enter your credit card number now. We accept Visa…
UNC: Oh. I think I’ve got the wrong…
PRP: …Mastercard and American Express. Please enter your number now.
UNC: Oh geez. click

Scene.